Said at Starbucks

Jaclyn: “Hello!”
Starbucks employee: “Hot tea?”
Jaclyn: “Wow.  Yes, please!”
Starbucks employee: “Refresh?”
Jaclyn: “Actually, Awake, please.”
Starbucks employee: “Where do you work?”
{Starbucks employee #2 correctly names client I’m working for.}
Jaclyn: “I’m here a lot, huh?”

(Let it be noted for the record that I’m more of an indie coffeehouse girl.  But at present, Starbucks is my only option, and I’m finding it hilarious that they now recognize me.  And know what I’m going to order before I’ve even opened my mouth.)